I have found the perfect way to avoid Easter morning egg madness at home…

Talk about Easter morning egg madness on the telly!

If you would like to see what an overweight, middle aged, hung-over parent with bad hair looks like in TV studio light, tune in to BBC1 tomorrow morning at 8.45ish. Unless the Queen dies. Or Trump lays a golden egg live on Fox News.

My hair is really very bad. A tri-colour barnet of brassiness. Should I wear a hair scarf to disguise? Or bunny ears?

Advice pleeeeeeeze…

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